鍵盤俠?請湖人務必奪冠！俠蜜：我要哈里森被釘死在恥辱柱上

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[賽后貼] 今日NBA附加賽，達拉斯獨行俠隊客場106-120不敵孟菲斯灰熊隊。

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獨行俠：戴維斯40分9板2助、克萊18分3板3助、威廉姆斯16分3板7助、馬紹爾13分4板5助2斷3帽、克里斯蒂11分1板、加福德5分3板1助、埃克薩姆3分2板、華盛頓6板3助2斷、萊夫利5板3助2斷2帽、馬丁1助。

灰熊：賈倫-杰克遜24分7板4助、莫蘭特22分7板9助3斷、貝恩22分5板9助2斷、埃迪15分11板1助2帽、小皮蓬13分2板2助、阿爾達馬11分4板3助、巴格利6分5板、康查爾5分8板2助、GG-杰克遜2分1板。

[–]Mavericks kraztkat2000 3535 points

2 hours ago

nico, you ruined my life

獨行俠球迷：哈里森！你毀了我的人生！！

[–]analytics_Gnome 1651 points 2 hours ago

bruh traded their best player that led them to NBA finals previous season to not qualifying NBA playoffs next season lmao

球迷：哈里森這小子賊招笑，親手把球隊一哥給搞掉，去年還能總決賽報到，今年搞不到季后賽門票。

[–]Timberwolves LuckiKunsei48 64 points 2 hours ago

How does he sleep at night lol

森林狼球迷：他晚上怎么能睡得著覺啊喂！！哈哈哈哈！！

[–]76ers banjosbadfurday[] 387 points 2 hours ago

I want the Lakers to win the Finals so the knife is driven deeper tbh

76人球迷：講真，現在我希望湖人奪冠，把哈里森釘死在恥辱柱上！！

[–]Mavericks ewynn2019 217 points 2 hours ago

Honestly, as a Mavs fan it would be sweet justice to see Luka win a ring the same year he got betrayed.... I mean traded.

I'm not actively going to root for the Lakers, but if they reach the finals I will root for Luka.

獨行俠球迷：老實說，作為獨行俠球迷，我希望天降正義，看到東契奇奪得總冠軍，就在本賽季，就在他被出賣…呃…賣出的本賽季。

當然，我不會去大肆支持湖人隊，但是如果湖人進了總決賽，我必將支持東契奇！

[–]Lakers chickmagn3t 110 points 2 hours ago

What a season from hell for mavs fans

湖人球迷：獨行俠球迷這賽季實在是太他媽慘啦~~~~

[–]bigraptorr 48 points 2 hours ago

At least its over now

球迷：至少現在一切都結束了。。。

[–]Warriors Barakyte 67 points 2 hours ago

Unfortunately, they’ve still gotta watch Luka play for the Lakers

勇士球迷：很不幸，還沒完，他們還得眼睜睜地看著東契奇在季后賽為湖人效力。。。

[–] NBA imcryptic 49 points 3 hours ago

Unfortunately the nightmare is just beginning. Nico’s about to trade the last 3 picks this offseason for Kevin Durant.

球迷：不幸+1。俠蜜的噩夢才剛剛開始，接下去的休賽期，哈里森會為了得到杜蘭特，再賣掉三個選秀權。。。

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies DrexellGames 444 points 3 hours ago

The Doncic trade will go as one of the worst trades in sports.

灰熊球迷：東契奇交易作為體育史上最駭人聽聞的敗筆之一，將永載史冊！！

[–]Mavericks UT49-0U 615 points 3 hours ago

"Get back here Nico! NICOOOOOOO! You can't escape me! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAARTH!"

獨行俠球迷：“給我過來！！尼科！尼！！科！！我逃不出我的手掌心！！我要追殺你到世界的盡頭！！！”

[–] Warriors Sartheking 157 points 3 hours ago

Don’t worry Mavs fans, you might have an old AD, KD, and Kyrie for about 10 games next year. Surely that’s worth more than the next 10-12 years of that fat lazy Slovenian kid.

勇士球迷：別灰心，俠蜜們~~到了下賽季，你們或有幸擁有濃眉、杜蘭特和歐文這三位老姜的10場健康使用權~~瞧瞧，比起擁有那只又胖又懶的斯洛文尼亞豎子10到12年的使用權，這不知道要香到哪里去呢~~~

[–]Lakers Carolake1 50 points 2 hours ago

Don’t forget old klay

湖人球迷：欸欸，別把克萊那塊老姜給落了呀~~~~

[–]Heat Number333 636 points 3 hours ago

Props to AD. Injury-depleted roster, horrible vibes since the trade, and he goes out and drops his 3rd highest scoring postseason game of his career despite being in pain. Know it must not console Mavs fans in any way but he clearly gives a shit. We'll see how next year goes.

熱火球迷：向濃眉致敬！盡管傷兵滿營、大交易后球隊士氣大挫，濃眉仍然忍著傷痛，拿下了生涯第三高的季后賽得分。雖然這樣并不能寬慰獨行俠球迷，但是他給出了自己的態度！！下賽季我們拭目以待！！

[–]Simple_Wait_7286 13 points 3 hours ago

I mean it’s very much obvious that guys like Lively, Washington, and Gafford are Luka merchants to some degree.

AD is talented on his own but he doesn’t make anyone around him better.

球迷：很顯然，某種程度上來講，萊夫利、華盛頓和加福德都是東契奇系統下的產品。雖然濃眉自己能力超群，但是他沒有能夠讓身邊的隊友變得更好的能力。

[–]Mavericks MaterialGlove 24 points 3 hours ago

“Defense wins championships” fuck you nico you piece of shit

獨行俠球迷：“防守贏總冠軍”是吧？我上早八！哈里森你個網吧草地！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>東契奇該換來更多回報？哈里森：目標就是濃眉 我們得到了想要的

[–]ClimaticExodus 20 points 3 hours ago

Klay went to the Mavs to win! Life comes at you fast.

球迷：為了贏球，克萊選了獨行俠！人生就是這么怪，老天常把玩笑開！

[–]Mavericks DaTingGoesSkrrrrrt 41 points 3 hours ago

Fuck you Nico you absolute imbecile. I hate the Lakers but I hope Luka wins it all

獨行俠球迷：你媽的哈里森個純天然智障！！老子頂著湖人黑的身份，也要東契奇奪冠！！

[–]Lakers mw19078 11 points 3 hours ago

yessss give into the hatred

湖人球迷：對~~~沒錯~~~~向仇恨屈服吧~~~~

[–]Lakers neutronknows 6 points 2 hours ago

It is unavoidable

湖人球迷：總冠軍乃我湖囊中之物~~~

[–]Thunder BrotherSeamus 57 points 3 hours ago

Too far

雷霆球迷：你們這幫湖蜜不要欺人太甚！！

[–]Suns BigBabyBurrito 6 points 2 hours ago

I’m a 40-year-old Suns fan and I never thought I would ever say this in my life: I’m rooting for the Lakers this year.

I just threw up a little bit.

太陽球迷：大家好，我是一壇40年陳釀的太陽球迷，永遠都想不到自己會說出這句話：湖人總冠軍！！

此話一出，不由難受得有點吐了，兄弟們。。。

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